Want to Sound French? Say Goodbye to “Comme ci, comme ça”!

So, you want to sound like a native French speaker, huh? Maybe you’ve mastered the nasal vowels or binged every French movie Netflix has to offer. Bravo! But let’s cut to the chase—if your go-to phrase for "so-so" is still comme ci, comme ça, we’ve got some work to do. Spoiler alert: no French person actually says that. Instead, toss in a casual bof or ça va, mais pas top, and voilà—you’re officially less of a tourist. Ready for more tips to ditch the textbook French? Let’s dive in.

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1. Ask Questions Without Making It Weird

Remember all those French classes where you learned to twist your sentences into elegant questions like "Est-ce que tu veux sortir ce soir ?" or "Veux-tu sortir ce soir ?" ? Forget that. Most French folks keep it casual with "Tu veux sortir ce soir ?" It’s like the difference between “Would you care to step out this evening?” and “Wanna hang out?”

How does it work? Easy. No fancy grammar needed—just raise your voice at the end of the sentence.

Practice these:

• Formal: Es-tu français ? / Casual: T’es français ?

• Formal: Avez-vous faim ? / Casual: Vous avez faim ?

• Formal: Ne comprends-tu pas ? / Casual: Tu comprends pas ? (The "ne" here? Totally optional—more on that next.)

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2. Drop the “Ne” Like It’s Hot

Here’s the truth: nobody’s got time for ne in everyday French. While Je ne sais pas might look chic in a French novel, most people just say Je sais pas. Even the president of France probably skips the ne at home.

Examples to try:

• Je ne vais pas au travail. → Je vais pas au travail.

• Tu n’es jamais content. → T’es jamais content.

• Je ne sais pas où elle est. → Je sais pas où elle est.

• Bonus points for sounding extra French? Contract je sais into chais—as in chais pas!

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3. Embrace Lazy Speech with Love

If English speakers have gonna and wanna, the French have chuis (short for je suis) and t’as (short for tu as). It’s all about efficiency, people.

Here are some contractions you’ll hear everywhere:

• Je suis → Chuis (pronounced “shwee”)

• Tu es → T’es (pronounced “tay”)

• Il y a → Y’a (pronounced “ee-ah”)

• Je ne sais pas → Chais pas (pronounced “shay pah”)

Say these out loud, and voilà, you’re halfway to blending in at a Parisian café.

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4. Master the Art of Filler Words

Every language has its “umm,” “like,” and “y’know.” In French, these magic words are bah, hein, quoi, and voilà. Toss them into your sentences for instant authenticity.

Here’s your cheat sheet:

• Bah: Equivalent to “well.”

  • Tu veux un café ? → Bah oui, évidemment !

• Hein: Think “right?” or “isn’t it?”

  • C’était un super concert, hein ?

• Quoi: Adds emphasis or attitude, like “y’know” or “whatever.”

  • C’est fou, quoi. (It's crazy, y’know.)

• Voilà: The perfect way to end any sentence. "That's it", "Here you go"

  • Bah voilà (Well, there you go.)

• Allez: Adds encouragement, urgency, or "come on!" vibes.

  • Allez, on y va ! (Come on, let’s go!)

• Vas-y: A versatile phrase for “go ahead” or “your turn.”

  • Vas-y, je t’écoute. (Go ahead, I’m listening.)

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5. Replace “Nous” with “On”

If you’re still using nous to say “we,” it’s time for an upgrade. Most French people use on in casual conversation because who has the energy for all those conjugations?

Examples:

• Formal: Nous allons au restaurant.

• Casual: On va au restau.

  
  

Fun fact: Even though on technically means “one,” it works just fine for groups of people.

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Language is fluid, and sounding native is all about embracing how real people speak.

Remember: practice makes parfait! So, relax, have fun, and don’t be afraid to drop a bah voilà.